Saturday, January 31, 2009

IMMAT Stress Technology To The Rescue

If you don't work for banking or Congress, chances are that you may not be getting a bonus... or even a ride on a corporate jet this year. So what's a middle class guy or gal with no money to do?

The answer: Visualizion


It's actually a very simple technique that every top name trillionaire claims really works. Visualize that you have lots of money...that way it will not hurt when the government subsidized economy take it away from you. And if you become very adept at the visualization process, you may be able to convince yourself that you really are Bill Gates....and you might be able to work out a deal for room and board at the local mental hospital.

In order to help our customer base achieve these personal fiscal goals, I am sending Monopoly money along with IMMAT orders. Now you can count your money and rub your IMMAT for double the stress relieving power.

Enhance the delusion today. Your mantra is simple: "My 401K just gained another 30% this quarter. My boss wants to promote me and increase my stock options. I was just celebrated as the top performer on my team and was awarded the seven day all-expense-paid trip to Jamaica for some much needed R and R."

And so remember this... a little delusion doesn't hurt anybody...we know it's been working for our government for years.

Buy an IMMAT today!

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