Friday, July 28, 2006

How Do You Spell Peonies?

This delightful picture was given to me by a lady at my place of work. Her son was inspired to send this in as an example of what is wrong with literacy in America---a subject that could certainly make your ass tired.

The following was captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers (Indiana). The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies.....
Jeffrey Clayton, PE
Director, Site Engineering
Lauth Property Group, LLC

Thursday, July 27, 2006

August Sale

For our grand opening, we are offering the IMMAT bands at an incredible savings. For the entire month of August you can possess your very own IMMAT band for an incredible sale price of $6.67. (You did not think I would offer them for $6.66, did you?)

In order to get the IMMAT at this low, low sale price, do not use the merchant account on the website but simply drop me a line at: and I'll send you the payment link. IMMAT bands make great gifts for family and friends alike---so feel free to order in bulk.

Remember, shipping and handling is get yours today!

Sunday, July 23, 2006

It Makes My Ass Tired Grand Opening

I've decided that a blog should be included as a special part of our website grand opening. Feel free to write about the things that make your asses tired....but keep it gentle or I'll delete you all. :-)

Also don't forget to send in your IMMAT testimonials. Stress relief never seemed so good.