WALMART DELI ORDER
Keep in mind this really did happen.
Here's how the conversation went:
Walmart Employee: "Hello, Walmart Deli, how can I help you?"
Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going-away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What do you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes, Suzanne", and underneath that, "We will miss you".